You’re sitting at home, and there’s nothing to drink — because your spouse took the last of box white up to bed — so you break out the limoncello and have it with soda water? You know that time?
You know that lemony taste that you only get with certain very specific brands of chocolate truffles (Sees come to mind)? I had no idea until tonight that, apparently, those chocolate truffles are flavored with limoncello. I always thought it was the taste of whatever chemical effluent they had available in Millbrae, or West Orange, or wherever the hell fine chocolates are made these days.
Wait, you have no idea what I’m talking about, do you? Possibly the very idea of drinking the limoncello alone at 9:45 at night strikes you as some kind of bad sign? Well perhaps.
Pimpgnosis 